- Bill Dauterive: Only Ricky and know how tough it is to get this far. He won't let anything stand in his way. Yep, I remember hemhorragin', embolism, even detached retina. It sounded scary. but when you smell the goal line, they're only words, just words.
- Bill Dauterive: That's it, Hank. The Billdozer is outta gas. I can either train or I can play, but I can't do both.
- Hank Hill: Alright, hit the showers.
- Bill Dauterive: Too tired.
- Hank Hill: I'll get the hose.
- Bill Dauterive: Only Ricky and I know how tough it is to get this far. He won't let anything stand in his way. Yep, I remember hemorrhage, and embolism, and even detached retina -- sounded scary, but when you smell the goal line, they're only words. Just words.
- Peggy Hill: A doctor once told me I'd never walk again. Now not only am I walking, but I hear his marriage is starting to go south.
- Hank Hill: What a competitor! Wow, look at him! He can barely walk. Boy, I tell ya what, if that boy doesn't make it in the NFL, he's got a job at Strickland Propane.
- Eustis Miller: Now on to more important matters. My motion to add "Fatty fatty boom-balatty" to the list of unacceptable hate speech.
- Coach: Hey, this guy was settin' football records before you were born. He fought for your freedom in North Carolina during Nam. I'm honored to introduce the Billdozer.
- Hank Hill: You tied the record. There's still time on the clock. If Arlen gets the ball again, you can get the record back.
- Bill Dauterive: When Ricky tied my record, he did it fair and square. I am honored to share it with him. Besides, I can't get up.
- Dale Gribble: This record is all Bill's got. Should we rock-paper-scissors to see who keeps him from killing himself in the bathroom?