- Alexis: I've come to ask you for your autograph. Congratulations. Sister Dearest is a wonderful piece of fiction.
- Cassandra 'Caress' Morrell: [though drunk, bolts right up at the news, about to wet her pants] You mean you've read it?
- Alexis: Well, of course I've read it. It doesn't take very long. It's like a comic book without the pictures.
- Dominique Deveraux: Why, you dirty little...
- Alexis: Don't choke on the word, spit it out. Or has the former nightclub queen become too much of a lady these days?