Date Movie (2006)
Meera Simhan: Linda Jones
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Quotes
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Roz Fockyerdoder : [gives Julia the present after the wedding] It's a vaginal thermometer. It's been in our family for generations.
Linda Jones : It lets you know when your ovulating.
Roz Fockyerdoder : And if you wanna keep it a lucky one, don't ever wash it.
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Linda Jones : So Grant ever knock any one up?
Julia Jones : Mom!
Linda Jones : What? I want many grandchildren and how do I know if he's shooting blanks or not
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Linda Jones : So... Is it Harry?
Bernie Fockyerdoder : Is what hairy?
Linda Jones : Your name...
Bernie Fockyerdoder : No, actually it's Bernie.
Roz Fockyerdoder : Oh, but it is hairy...
[picks up carrot]
Roz Fockyerdoder : I mean picture this with 4 pounds of hair.