Weeds (2005–2012)
Romany Malco: Conrad Shepard
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Quotes
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[bantering about racial prejudices]
Conrad Shepard : You calling black people stupid?
Nancy Botwin : And lazy... and they also steal.
Heylia James : Yeah, but we sings and we dances real good.
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Nancy Botwin : Hey, that bag looks a little small.
Conrad Shepard : You never question Heylia's eyeballing. That's the rainman of weed right there.
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Celia Hodes : Is it true what they say? That once a white woman's been with a carpenter she never goes back?
Conrad Shepard : Baby, once I nail something, it stays nailed.