Kaput and Zösky: The Ultimate Obliterators (2002–2003)

Rick Jones: Kaput, Arm Creature #1, Bird-Like Tourist

Quotes 

• Kaput : No more Mr. Nice Guys!

  Zösky : [shouts]  We are the new masters of the planet!

  Kaput : And anyone who resists us will be crisperized on the spot!

  [the crowds cheer] 

• Kaput : [the two just escaped from a planet of disgruntled donkeys]  So were they dumb, or what?

  Zösky : Well, Kaput, there are two different kinds of dumb people; there are those who are dumb and know it, and then there are those who are dumb and don't know it.

  Kaput : But we're not dumb, are we?

  Zösky : Oh, you and me? No, we're not dumb!

  Kaput : Oh, yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha!

  [he waits for a while and then asks] 

  Kaput : But you still haven't what color what's-his-name's white horse was.

• Zösky : If you ask me, Kput, good manners are so highly overrated.

  Kaput : Tell me about it.

  [burps] 

  Kaput : Sorry, I have trouble digesting vegetables.