Kaput and Zösky: The Ultimate Obliterators (2002–2003)
Mark Camacho: Zösky
Quotes
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Kaput : [the two just escaped from a planet of disgruntled donkeys] So were they dumb, or what?
Zösky : Well, Kaput, there are two different kinds of dumb people; there are those who are dumb and know it, and then there are those who are dumb and don't know it.
Kaput : But we're not dumb, are we?
Zösky : Oh, you and me? No, we're not dumb!
Kaput : Oh, yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha!
[he waits for a while and then asks]
Kaput : But you still haven't what color what's-his-name's white horse was.
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Zösky : [is hanging onto a resident of Getaway who is clinging on to an escaping ship] Gah, I'm through being nice! If you don't let go of that ladder right now, I'm warning you, I'm going to crisperize you!
Native : But if I let go of the ladder, we're both gonna fall! On the other hand, if you crisperize me, we're still gonna fall! So I think I'll hang on right here and wait until you lose your grip and fall by yourself.
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Vote Register : What's your party?
Zösky : Oh, well then, the uh - the Federation of uh, no wait, the uh, the Federation of Absolutely Ruthless Tyrants!
Vote Register : F A R T, Kaput and Zösky of the FART. Do you have a campaign manager?
Zösky : Uh, no.