Mrs. Henderson Presents (2005)
Bob Hoskins: Vivian Van Damm
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Quotes
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Vivian Van Damm : She said it's not your fault. That can only mean one thing...
Laura Henderson : Which is?
Vivian Van Damm : That it is your fault!
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Laura Henderson : Who on earth are you?
Leslie Pearkes : This is Vivian Van Damm.
Laura Henderson : Don't be silly. That's not a British name.
Vivian Van Damm : In actual fact, my father's a lawyer in Bishopsgate, although some of his ancestors are from Holland.
Laura Henderson : Oh, dear God, you're Jewish!
Vivian Van Damm : As it happens, I'm not.
Laura Henderson : Well, of course you are, dear. Just look at yourself.
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Bertie : What do you make of her?
Vivian Van Damm : She's beautiful.
Bertie : Yes.
Vivian Van Damm : But the nipples...
Bertie : Too large?
Vivian Van Damm : They're not British. Could be Italian. We must have British nipples.
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Vivian Van Damm : Mustn't keep the Millerettes waiting.
Laura Henderson : Oh, that name is intolerable. It suggests midgets working in a factory.
Vivian Van Damm : Millettes sounds like a medical condition.
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Vivian Van Damm : Listen, everyone... We have no choice - the government is forcing us to close. One more light dimming in the heart of London.
Laura Henderson : He's turning into Winston again!
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Laura Henderson : We have made rather a go at it, haven't we?
Vivian Van Damm : Yes. You're a very irritating woman, but I wouldn't have missed this for the world.
Laura Henderson : I feel quite the same - even though you're a very irritating man.
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Vivian Van Damm : What you are suggesting isn't possible. That kind of thing isn't done here. Nudity? In England?
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[last lines]
Vivian Van Damm : Listen you old battle-axe!
Laura Henderson : Don't you dare talk to me like that!