- [first lines]
- Gabriel Engel: The world is unfair. Even to people like us. Pedro Alonso Lopez committed 300 sex murders. Now, 20 years later, who remembers him? Not a soul. Jack the Ripper is world-famous, and for what? Five bitches. Five! And Charley Manson. The hippie they called "Our Emperor" didn't even commit one murder himself.
- Gabriel Engel: Evil is a virus. Highly contagious. Highly destructive.
- [pause]
- Gabriel Engel: You're already infected.
- Gabriel Engel: You're good, I'm evil... But what about when you fuck your wife, what do you think about?
- [last lines]
- Pfarrer (Priest): And the Angel of the Lord called again to Abraham and said, "I have sworn by myself," says the Lord, "Because you have done this, and have not withheld your only son, that I will bless and multiply your seed, like the stars of the heavens and the sand on the seashore. Your seed shall possess the gate of his enemies. In your seed will all the nations of the Earth be blessed."
- Gabriel Engel: He and his nasty friend inflated frogs until they burst. Ever seen how that works? You shove a straw in its mouth, so it can't shut it. Then they inflate more and more. Works with cigarettes, too. Makes a nice smoke cloud when it explodes.
- Sarah Martens: [praying before dinner] And pretty please, let Schimanski into Heaven with you. Make sure that he can hunt rabbits there, but that they're faster than he is, for nobody should die in Heaven.
- Seiler: Michael, do you know the holy trinity of serial killers? Playing with fire, tormenting animals and bedwetting. Those are their common youth experiences. If he tries to make you nervous, just envision him as a bedwetter, okey?
- Michael Martens: [about DNA tests] What's the result?
- Seiler: There's evidence of centuries of incest in your village.