Christmas Eve on Sesame Street (1978 TV Movie)
Frank Oz: Bert, Cookie Monster, Grover
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Quotes
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Cookie Monster : [At the end of the movie, Susan and Gordon come home and see that Cookie Monster has eaten their Christmas tree] Ohhh, ohh, oh, Scotch pine delicious, but Douglas fir give me heartburn. Burp! Excuse me, ohhh, oh!
[Susan and Gordon look perplexed]
Cookie Monster : Burp! Oh sorry, oh!
[Credits roll]
Cookie Monster : Burp! Buuuuuuurrrp! Oh that a long one, buuuuurrp, buuuurrp, oh!
[Movie ends]
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Cookie Monster : Let's play snap the whip! Here we go!
The Count : Oh, one time around!
Cookie Monster : Whoa!
The Count : Ho ho, two times around!
Cookie Monster : WHOA!
The Count : Three times around, I love it! Ah ah.
Ernie : I'm next, can I play?
The Count : Oh yes.
Cookie Monster : Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ernie : Oh-hoo.
Cookie Monster : Aaah.
Ernie : Everybody!
The Count : Go!
Bert : Here i come!
Ernie : Come on, Bert.
Bert : Oh! Oh! Ernie, not so fast!
The Count : Whoa!
Bert : Wha! Ah, ah. Ah. Ernie!
Ernie : Look, there's Oscar. Hang on, Bert!
Oscar : Hey, take your hands off the hardware! Whoa!
The Count : Whoa!
Oscar : Take it easy!
Bert : Oh, Ernie!
Oscar : We're going too fast!
Bert : Uh oh.
Oscar : Hey!
Ernie : Whoa.
Oscar : Whoa!
Bert : What? Oh!
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Santa Claus : Whoa ho ho ho ho ho, hello!
Cookie Monster : Oh, boy. Hello? Hello?
Santa Claus : Hello.
Cookie Monster : Op-operator? Hello, hello, anybod- hello? Hello? Yip, yip, HELLO!-ghft! Me better send telegram.
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Bert : Okay, now, here we're gonna do barrel jumping. Yeah, I'll go first, okay? This is gonna be whizz bang fun, guys.
Ernie : I'm seeing it, Bert.
Bert : Hi-YAH!
Ernie : Oh, wow!
The Count : Ah, wonderful.
Cookie Monster : Oh, terrific!
The Count : Now I, I the Count.
Ernie : Okay, go, Count!
The Count : Yes, jump the barrels.
Ernie : Oh, what a good skater he is, there he goes.
The Count : One, two, three! Ah ah ah ah ah.
Bert : No, uh uh uh uh.
Ernie : Okay, Bert, me next, huh?
Cookie Monster : Okay.
Ernie : Here we go. Okay, Bert, watch the left foot, Bert. Whoo-hoo, hoo hoo, HERE I COME!
The Count : Whoa!
Ernie : Ha!
The Count : Oh, ha ha ha ha ha.
Bert : Uh uh uh uh!
Ernie : Bert.
Cookie Monster : Aaah!
Ernie : Okay, Cookie Monster!
Cookie Monster : Yeah, me, me me me!
Ernie : Okay, Cookie Monster!
Cookie Monster : Here Me go!
Ernie : Okay.
Cookie Monster : Ho, ho ho, ha ha ha, WHOA!
Bert : Oh! Huh?
The Count : Oooh, he's all right, wonderful!
Ernie : Cookie Monster?
Cookie Monster : That terrific fun. More barrels! More barrels!
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The Count : Here comes Bert.
Ernie : Mm-hmm?
Cookie Monster : Yep.
Ernie : Okay, I'll give the signal.
Bert : H-hey, come on you guys, be careful!
Ernie : What?
Bert : Ernie, Ernie, you're gonna get hurt sitting on the barrel.
Cookie Monster : Whoa!
Bert : Ernie, don't sit on the side of the barrel!
Ernie : I'm okay, Bert.
The Count : Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Bert : Don't sit on the side of the barrel!
Ernie : Oh, sorry, Bert.
Bert : You'll get hurt!
Cookie Monster : WHOA!
Ernie : Here we go, and let!
Bert : Hey, be careful, you're gonna get HURRRRRRRRRRT!
Ernie : Whoo-hoo. Hee. Oh, Bert? Bert? Are you okay, Bert? Bert, are you all right?
Bert : Uh-huh.
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Cookie Monster : [groans] Gordon, Me tried to write letter to Santa Claus, but Me got hungry and Me ate pencil.
Gordon : Oh, don't worry, Cookie Monster.
Cookie Monster : But Me not write letter! Me eat typewriter too.
Gordon : Well, Santa knows all about you, Cookie Monster, he'll bring you some cookies.
Cookie Monster : Wait-wait, Gordon, Me tried to call Santa, but telephone looked like cuppycakes and Me ate it. Oh, Santa never bring Cookie Monster cookies now!
[groans in frustration]
Gordon : Yes he will, Cookie Monster, but you know, it might be a good idea if you left him something too.
Cookie Monster : [brightens up] Well, that terrific idea! Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Yeah, Santa Claus bring me cookies and me leave Santa necktie!
Gordon : Well, yeah, you could.
Cookie Monster : Yeah, yeah, or shaving cream!
Gordon : Well, you see, most people leave him, uh.
Cookie Monster : Oh, what, what? Tell me what.
Gordon : Cookies!
[Cookie Monster looks shocked and the sound of a gong is heard]