Just Married (2003)
Brittany Murphy: Sarah
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Quotes
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Sarah : [to Tom] We were evicted from a five star hotel, given the boot and now we're yelling at each other well not really, I'm yelling! I'm sorry I want to go home.
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Tom : [weilding a fire poker] Hello Peter! So happy you could join us!
Sarah : Tom what are you doing?
Tom : I was thinking, that it's time for Peter and I to TANGO!
[smashes vase with poker]
Peter : He's crazy! See you have no furture with this guy.
Sarah : Peter, shut up. Tom you're acting like a crazy person.
Tom : Oh yeah? Well, maybe that's cause I just got hit in the head with a ten-pound ashtray !
[shrugs shoulders]
Peter : I'm warning you Leizak
[strikes a kung fu stance]
Peter : I studied karate with a Grand Master.
Tom : Yeah? Well I sure hope he showed ya how to pull a fire poker outta your ass!
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Tom : Are you going to tell me what really happened with Peter?
Sarah : Are you going to tell me what really happened with red bra?
Tom : Nothing happened
Sarah : I hope you used a condom
Tom : I hope Peter used a condom
Sarah : I'm sorry, they don't make condoms that big.
Tom : That's funny
[to a fellow passenger]
Tom : we've got a comedian here
Sarah : You wanna hear something funny, I'm moving out when we get back
Tom : I'm just gonna stop talking
[The other passengers clap]
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Sarah : [to customs agent] No, but my husband does have two pounds of hash in his rectum.
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Sarah : I miss doing time in prison with you.
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Tom : I specifically asked for a compact.
Sarah : This is a European compact.
Tom : No, this is a Ringling Brothers compact! I don't understand it. I loooked at the brochure and it had a Fiesta on the cover, not a Bingo!
Sarah : Baby, just floor it.
Tom : I *am* flooring it! If I pushed any harder, my foot would blow through the floor and we would be Flintstone-ing our asses there!
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Sarah : Cheese and rice.
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[Outside bathroom]
Stewardess : Return to your seat please
Sarah : [Inside bathroom] Just a minute
Stewardess : Return to your seat now please, playtime is over
Sarah : BEAT IT STEW!
Stewardess : The captain has turned the fasten your seat belt light on
[The stewardess knocks on the door, Sarah imitates her, she imitates her again, they both knock once, Tom and Sarah knock the door into her face]
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Sarah : Is that a Thunderstick A-200o
Tom : When did you become an expert?
Sarah : I told you about that night in college.
Tom : But you never told me about the hardware.
Sarah : Getting a visual
Tom : We gotta charge this thing
Sarah : That plug won't fit in European outlet.
Tom : I'll make it fit.
Sarah : Don't force it.