Clone High (2002–2003)
Michael McDonald: Gandhi
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Quotes
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Gandhi : If there's one thing Mahatma Gandhi stand for, its revenge.
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Abe : I'll sleep when I die...
Joan of Arc : You'll die if you don't sleep.
Gandhi : Abe, remember how excited I was to see the movie "American Pie" that I didn't sleep the night before? And remember that scene where the guy has sex with the pie? Well, I don't. Because I fell asleep in the theatre.
[dramatic pause]
Abe : Why don't you just rent it?
[Gandhi runs out of the room]
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Gandhi : "Black and Tan"! High five, racial pride!
George Washington Carver : I don't like those movies, Mahatma. They're full of bad dialogue, contrived plot twists and they perpetuate racial stereotypes.
[throws a ball of paper towards the garbage, misses]
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Mr. Butlertron : I'm sorry, Wesley, you have ADD.
Gandhi : Am I... dying?
Mr. Butlertron : No, you have ADD - Attention deficit disorder, also you have ADHD, its hyperactive cousin.
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Gandhi : Now that my testicles have descended, I can't wait for some serious dry humping.
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Gandhi : Abe, I like my humping like I like my martini's... drrrrrrrrrrrrrry.
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Gandhi : That's a nice stun gun Joan.
[Joan zaps him]
Joan of Arc : Teen crisis hotline. We're here because we care.
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Gandhi : Snowflake Jake, this holiday's mascot, will come to my house and bring me spices upon spices.
Joan of Arc : Oh joyous day.
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Abe : Welcome back, Joan.
Gandhi : [to Joan] Hey, you got breasts.
Joan of Arc : Geez, Abe. You grew, like, a foot.
Gandhi : You grew, like, a pair of breasts.
Abe : Luckily, the extra height doesn't feel that awkward.
Abe : [Abe runs into a tree, falls down, then pops up] I'm up!
Joan of Arc : I wish I'd seen you more over the summer, but I was at camp.
Gandhi : Was it Breast Camp?
Joan of Arc : Okay, you get one more!
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Gandhi : Rhythm is everywhere!