McLeod's Daughters (2001–2009)
Bridie Carter: Tess Silverman McLeod, Tess Silverman McLeod-Ryan
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Quotes
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Claire McLeod : You ready for another beer, Maid Marion?
[laughs]
Alex Ryan : Yeah thanks Nick.
Tess Silverman McLeod : [laughing] What?
Claire McLeod : It's his middle name.
[everyone laughs]
Alex Ryan : Yeah it's Marion, right yeah, go on get it out of your system, have a good laugh.
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[about the boot that Claire is using as a stand in for the baby]
Tess Silverman McLeod : Junior must take after your side of the family.
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Claire McLeod : Have I ever mentioned Sandra Kinsela
Tess Silverman McLeod : Well, no
Claire McLeod : There's a reason for that... I hate her guts.
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Tess Silverman McLeod : You are feeling guilty, aren't you?
Nick Ryan : So take advantage.
Tess Silverman McLeod : Oh, I intend to.
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Stevie Hall : Claire had really bad taste in men.
Tess Silverman McLeod : What about Alex?
Stevie Hall : Like I said, she had bad taste.
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[Tess has spent the night at Alex's looking after "his" baby which had been dumped on his doorstep]
Claire McLeod : I would put money on you having a problem.
Tess Silverman McLeod : Yeah well, getting rid of fornicating pests is quite appealing this morning.
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Tess Silverman McLeod : After Claire admits stealing a stamp at school. Nerd crimes don't count Claire.
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Tess Silverman McLeod : Perhaps she thinks alpacas are cool
Jodi Fountain : Yeah, it seems a pity to shatter her illusions
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Tess Silverman McLeod : You are a petty, greedy, money hungry... cattle barron.
Nick Ryan : Well then try this, we're over.
Tess Silverman McLeod : We never began.
Nick Ryan : Well fantastic, we agree.
Tess Silverman McLeod : Yeah you bet we do.
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Claire McLeod : I talk to you.
Tess Silverman McLeod : But I'm not a single attractive, interesting man.
Claire McLeod : Well spotted.
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Tess Silverman McLeod : With the internet the whole worlds just one big village.
Meg Fountain : And your the village matchmaker.
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Stevie Hall : Do me a favor.
Tess Silverman McLeod : You do me one. Butt out.
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Tess Silverman McLeod : Why are you being such an idiot?
Nick Ryan : Why are you being so gullible?