Dreamcatcher (2003)
Jason Lee: Beaver
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Quotes
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Joe 'Beaver' Clarendon : This is our twentieth year coming out here to "Hole In The Wall", and fuck me Freddy, here's to twenty more.
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[Beaver is eating peanut butter from the jar with his fingers]
Gary 'Jonesy' Jones : What are you doing?
Joe 'Beaver' Clarendon : What? Peanut butter calms me down.
Gary 'Jonesy' Jones : Somebody else might want to use that jar.
Joe 'Beaver' Clarendon : I'll leave some.
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Joe 'Beaver' Clarendon : Here's to Duddits... our dreamcatcher. Wish he was here.
Pete Moore : To the Duds.
Dr. Henry Devlin : To Douglas Cavell.
Gary 'Jonesy' Jones : To Duddits.
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Joe 'Beaver' Clarendon : Wait, Jonesy...
Gary 'Jonesy' Jones : Yeah, Beav?
Joe 'Beaver' Clarendon : You be careful.
Gary 'Jonesy' Jones : Be careful of what?
Joe 'Beaver' Clarendon : Wish I knew.
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Rick McCarthy : [Burps loudly]
Joe 'Beaver' Clarendon : bitch-in-a-buzzsaw. I've heard some mighty burps in my time, but that's the blue ribbon baby.
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Joe 'Beaver' Clarendon : Jesus-Christ-bananas, some fuckarow this is turning into.
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Joe 'Beaver' Clarendon : I wish Henry was here...
Gary 'Jonesy' Jones : He's a shrink, not an internist.
Joe 'Beaver' Clarendon : He went to med school. Did you?
Gary 'Jonesy' Jones : ...I thought about it.
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Joe 'Beaver' Clarendon : You don't suppose he got exposed to radiation, do you? I saw that once in a movie. Guy ended up bald as Telly what's-his-fuck.
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[checking on the sick guy in the bathroom after finding a trail of blood on the floor]
Beaver : [knocking on door] Hey Rick, you alright in there, buddy?
Rick McCarthy : Yeah, I just need to make a little room!