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Wet Hot American Summer (2001)
Christopher Meloni: Gene
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Quotes
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Gene : Now, we need to make 8 gallons of bug juice by snack hour; do you know where the powder packets are?
Gary : [irritated] Yeah.
Gene : In the pantry, above the sink, right next to my bottle of dick cream... Uh, wait, forget that last part.
Gary : Did you say dick cream?
Gene : No! I said next to my... stick... team, you know, stick team! Stickball! Go away, leave me alone!
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[Coop is sobbing, Gene appears from nowhere]
Gene : Be proud of who you are.
Coop : Huh? Gene?
Gene : Shh... it isn't about the girl, Coop.
Coop : It isn't?
Gene : Well, it is. But see if you can follow me here... it
[long pause]
Gene : ... isn't.
Coop : Oh. So it is... and it isn't.
[pause, wind blows]
Gene : You are ready to be taught the new way.
Coop : Will you teach me about this - what is it? A new way?
[bird calls]
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Gene : Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.
Gary : Come on - what?
Gene : Finish up the taters.
Gary : And then what did you say?
Gene : And then what did I say?
Gary : You said you were going to... fondle your sweaters.
Gene : Ah, uh - no I didn't. I said... fondue the cheddar... I was thinking about making fondue with cheddar cheese for dinner tonight.
Gary : No, Gene, that is *not* what you said.
Gene : That *is* what I said. Fondue cheddar.
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Gene : I wanna thank all of you for a terrific summer. Cooking for all you nice people has really helped me get over the fact that I fought in the Vietnam War. Have a great winter, I'm gonna go hump the fridge.
Beth : What?
Gene : [Gene pauses, then turns around confidently] Yes folks, it's true. I said I'm gonna go hump the fridge. What you may not know is that I also own a bottle of dick cream, I fondle my sweaters, and I often like to smear mud on my ass. You're probably asking yourselves, "Isn't he a weirdo, outcast, loose cannon?" Maybe. I don't think so. I wanna introduce you guys to someone. This is my friend.
[Gene holds out a can of vegetables]
Gene : I don't know who he is, but I do know this: At a time when I was trying to hide myself from myself, he was there to show me a new way. 'Cause I couldn't hide from him. And I can be proud of who I am. I put it to you, Camp Firewood, as we spend this last dinner together: Be proud of who you are! Look at me, Ma, I made it! I'm okay!
[the campers and faculty erupt into cheers]
Gene : Now if you don't mind, I have some unfinished business to attend to.
[Gary wheels out a refrigerator. Gene climbs on board and begins to gently hump it while the rest of the cafeteria applauds]