Joy Ride (2001)
Steve Zahn: Fuller
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Quotes
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Rusty Nail : [34:11] Apologize.
Fuller Thomas : No. Listen, you sick fuck, you pathetic, lonely, walkie-talkie, freak-show motherfucker. You're not getting anything from me. Know why? Because I have something that's more powerful than your psychosis. It's called a volume knob, and the only thing I have to do to make you go away is to turn it counterclockwise. You got that? You copy that?
Rusty Nail : You know, Black Sheep, you really ought to get that fixed.
Fuller Thomas : Get what fixed?
Rusty Nail : Your taillight.
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Fuller Thomas : [40:30] Stay the fuck back, man. I've got a gun!
Ice Truck Driver : And I've got a MasterCard.
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Ice Truck Driver : Do you guys need help back to the main road?
Fuller Thomas : [41:17] Yeah, we're fine, now that we're not murdered.
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Fuller Thomas : Do you ever miss Mom and Dad?
Lewis Thomas : Yeah, I miss Mom's chocolate chip cookies, playing football with Dad on Sundays, going to... Oh wait, that somebody else's childhood. What I meant was, "No."
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Venna : [1:00:02] How scared am I supposed to be?
Fuller Thomas : Much more than usual.
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Local in Nebraska Bar : [to Lewis] I said, is this your bitch? Cause if it is your bitch, you better shut your bitch up.
Fuller Thomas : [running towards them] Bitch, are you mouthing off again? I'm sorry man, it's just so hard to keep them in line nowadays.
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[after installing the CB]
Fuller Thomas : This is like some kinda prehistoric Internet.
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Marine : [talking into the CB radio] Howdy, you got Black Sheep here with Mama's Boy. Who we got? over.
Fuller Thomas : Can I please get a better handle than Mama's Boy?
Marine : No.
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Fuller Thomas : [Fuller and Lewis are driving] You know, with the exception of the seat spring piercing my ass, this ride's excellent.
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Officer Akins : [28:02] So you have no idea who might have visited Mr. Ellinghouse's room last night?
Fuller Thomas : No, sir. I wish - I wish we could be more helpful, but I...
Lewis Thomas : Is he dead?
Officer Akins : Coma. You know what I'm thinkin'? I'm thinkin' that a little look-see might "refreshify" your memory.
Fuller Thomas : Takin' a look-see at what?
Officer Akins : [Visiting Hospital Heart Monitor Beeping, Ventilator Pumping] Ripped his jaw... clean off.
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Fuller Thomas : Do a woman's voice.
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Fuller Thomas : Do what I do. Just remind yourself that in a hundred years you're gonna be dead. It's the closest thing I've got to a philosophy.
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Fuller Thomas : Come on, I know what Dad says about me behind my back. That I'm the world's biggest loser. And that's coming from a plumber! That's coming from a man who wears a lime green jumpsuit to work everyday!
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[about the car]
Venna : Have you guys named it yet?
Fuller Thomas : Not yet, but we were thinking about "Tad" or "Lewis's Shitty Newport".
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Fuller Thomas : Hey, you came all the way to Salt Lake for me?
Lewis Thomas : Well, you are technically still my brother.
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Truck Stop Manager : [1:07:42] Is this a fraternity stunt? Because if this wasn't my restaurant...
Fuller Thomas : It isn't. There's a man who's gonna kill our friend if we don't come in like this...
Truck Stop Manager : Guys, guys... if this wasn't my restaurant I'd say it was a pretty good one.
Fuller Thomas : No, we're not joking, man!
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Fuller Thomas : All right, no cops 'til Jamestown. Free to speed like a mother fucker for like the next 40 miles or so.
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Fuller Thomas : [41:33] I have never felt like more of a pussy in my entire life.
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Lewis Thomas : You should call home every once in a while. You know, when you don't need bail money?
Fuller Thomas : Yeah, but how often is that?
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[after Lewis intentionally runs off the road]
Fuller Thomas : So, do you need me to drive, er, you good?