American Desi (2001)
Eric Axen: Eric Berger
Quotes
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Krishna : They've decided to try this new policy by housing people by major. It's kinda like when we were in kindergarten.
[Picks up a picture and tosses it at Eric]
Krishna : Remember that, eh? When they grouped us by animals? You're gonna sit at the giraffe table, and-and you're gonna sit at the kangaroo table... Ever notice how every dumb kid always sat at the otter table? Every dumb ass I ever met always say at the otter table. I think they were trying to be nice by not calling them dumb to their face, you know?
Eric : Hey! I sat at the otter table!
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Eric : Hey Kris, you know that ceremony that your mom performed?
Krishna : Don't ask me anything about it. I just wait there 'til she finishes.
Eric : She was blessing us right? We're not married or anything?
Krishna : What?
Eric : It's just that I saw this documentary on the Discovery Channel, and it said that the dot was a symbol of marriage.
Krishna : Look man, whatever it means, If I were you, I'd wipe that shit off your forehead before you start attracting Hari Krishnas or something.
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Krishna : This place smells worse than my house!
Eric : You've only been there a couple of hours, how bad can it be?
Krishna : How bad can it be? Well let's see, Bachelor #1, who hasn't shut up since I got here, thinks we're some long-lost brothers from the old country. Bachelor #2 has managed to permanently stink up the place with his mother's cooking. And Bachelor #3, get this, thinks he's some reincarnation of M.C. Hammer.