That '70s Show (1998–2006)
Tanya Roberts: Midge Pinciotti
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Quotes
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[on Kitty's mother-in-law]
Kitty Forman : Red's mother is coming.
Midge Pinciotti : What's that pet name she has for you?
Kitty Forman : Whore.
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Donna Pinciotti : Mom, when you and dad got into an argument, did you ever... You know...
Midge Pinciotti : What?
Donna Pinciotti : Well, have you ever... Stopped having sex with dad in order to win an argument?
Midge Pinciotti : You can do that?
Donna Pinciotti : Yeah, but...
Midge Pinciotti : You mean that if I stop having sex with your father, he'll paint the bathroom?
Donna Pinciotti : Yeah, but aren't you worried about how it can hurt the relationship?
Midge Pinciotti : Blah, blah, blah. I don't care. I'm getting my bathroom painted.
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Midge Pinciotti : The unexamined self is the unfulfilled self.
Bob Pinciotti : What do you mean? You don't feel fulfilled? Why don't you feel fulfilled? I pay the bills. I put a roof over your head. I take care of you.
Midge Pinciotti : I know, Bob. But, what do I do?
Bob Pinciotti : Well, you fill out that sweater real nice.
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Midge Pinciotti : Women have to be weak and fragile, so that that men can feel superior.
Donna Pinciotti : That's insane. If women don't learn to stand up for themselves, men will always control the world.
Midge Pinciotti : Oh honey, men don't control the world.
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Midge Pinciotti : Not only that, but Bob says my ideas are stupid.
Kitty Forman : Well, that's the pot calling the kettle black.
Midge Pinciotti : I know... What?
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Jackie Burkhardt : Mrs. Pinciotti, would you please tell Donna I'm right? Isn't it great when men act like they own you.
Midge Pinciotti : Oh, yeah.
Donna Pinciotti : Mom, what about all those feminist classes you went to?
Midge Pinciotti : Oh, right... No.
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Midge Pinciotti : Look, Bob, even the English language is sexist. Why is it mailman and not mailwoman?
Bob Pinciotti : Yeah. And, why is it mail? It should be female.
Midge Pinciotti : Now you're thinking.
Bob Pinciotti : No, I'm not. I'm just pointing out how stupid it is.
Midge Pinciotti : You know what, Bob? You're one of them.
[storms out]
Bob Pinciotti : My wife is a maniac... Sorry, a womaniac.
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[the women are playing cards]
Donna Pinciotti : Anybody need any cards.
Jackie Burkhardt : [gives her two cards] I need two fives.
Midge Pinciotti : I need one card.
[Donna gives her a card]
Midge Pinciotti : A five? Oh, here, Jackie. You take it.
Jackie Burkhardt : Donna, you gave her a five? I thought we were friends.
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Midge Pinciotti : ...so I either saw a UFO or I rubbed my eyes too hard.
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Donna Pinciotti : Mom, why do I have to do this.
Midge Pinciotti : Donna, I have to do a lot of things I don't like to make your father happy.
Donna Pinciotti : EWW, MOM.
Midge Pinciotti : [laughs] Oh, not THAT. I love THAT.
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Donna Pinciotti : And exactly whose panties are these?
Midge Pinciotti : Um, actually, they're mine.
[Kelso and Fez kneel on the ground]
Michael Kelso : Eric. You are a *God*.
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Kitty Forman : I don't know why they call it fondue, they should call it *fun*due, cause it sure is fun!
Midge Pinciotti : [with a big smile] I love fondue! It's gourmet!