- Record producer: I don't want to burst your bubble, but not only do we have someone like you. We are trying to get rid of the someone like you.
- Jay Phillips: The only thing I wish for you, and I wish it most sincerely, I wish you would get fired.
- Joel Millner: You look like a vampire. Eat your hamburger. All that health food stuff will kill you.
- Edna Buxton: Mother, the dress doesn't fit.
- Mrs. Buxton: The dress fits the occasion. It's you that doesn't fit.
- Record producer: Nice voice, toots. The thing is we already have someone just like you.
- Denise Waverly: He smokes some grass. He uses some psychedelics. He uses peyote, but he is down on hard drugs.
- Denise Waverly: Howard? You're not going to believe this, but I think I'm pregnant.
- Howard Cazsatt: No, you can't be. I pulled out.