Head of the Class (1986–1991)
Brian Robbins: Eric Mardian
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Quotes
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Eric Mardian : [in response to Viki trying to find her birth mother] We're here to help you babe. We're looking for a tall blonde, killer body, killer legs, killer smile, a little spacey, but hot.
[as Miss Meara Walks in the classroom]
Eric Mardian : Mom!
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Charles P. 'Charlie' Moore : [as other girls approch Eric about Peer Counseling while talking to him and Simone] What's Happening Eric?
Eric Mardian : Oh, It's peer counseling Mr. Moore. I didn't know that there are a lot of needy girls out there.
Simone Foster : [alarmed by Eric's Peer Counseling schedule] Eric, do you still want to go out with me Saturday Night? Maybe you'll be too busy "Helping the needy".
Eric Mardian : Simone, I'm like a Doctor. I'm doing some very important work here.
Charles P. 'Charlie' Moore : Someone should phone the Nobel Prize committee.
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[Dennis arrives to the christmas party dressed as Santa after collecting donations]
Dennis Blunden : I was making a fortune on 106th street. The suit makes all the difference.
Jasper Kwong : That's really low Dennis.
Eric Mardian : Yeah, I'll say. Somewhere there is a naked fat guy with a bell and bucket.
Dennis Blunden : If you don't believe me I won an award. Take a look at this.
[Dennis hands Darlene the award paper]
Darlene Merriman : [reading the award statement surprised] This is in recongition of Dennis Blunden's work through the "Christmas for Kids" program.