ALF (1986–1990)
Josh Blake: Jake Ochmonek
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Quotes
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Jake Ochmonek : What are you, anyway?
ALF : I'm an alien, from the planet Melmac. I have powers you can only dream of.
Jake Ochmonek : Like what?
ALF : Uhhhm... I can watch 10 hours of TV, without ever getting up to go to the bathroom.
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[Kate tries to help Jake to talk to a girl]
Kate : If it would be any help at all, you could practice on me.
Jake Ochmonek : It wouldn't be the same, Mrs. Tanner. Laura's much more... she's beautiful.
Kate : [coldly] I see.
[she leaves]
ALF : [to Jake] You've got a way with women.
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Jake Ochmonek : Laura's very curious about her secret admirer, so I was thinking like actually saying something to her.
ALF : Danger, Will Robinson.
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Jake Ochmonek : Why do we have to wear meat at this ceremony anyway?
ALF : 'Cause the high priest on Melmac was also the butcher.
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Willie : You know, Trevor. It seems this young man is a little Mister Fix-it.
Lynn : Little Mister Fix-it. How cute.
Jake Ochmonek : You want me, don't you?
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Jake Ochmonek : Can't I stay with the Tanners? I'm allergic to Kitch.
Lynn : Go, enjoy. Drink the water. Adios!