Fletch (1985)
Dana Wheeler-Nicholson: Gail Stanwyk
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Quotes
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Gail Stanwyk : I'm very flattered, but I'm also very married. You are trying to hit on me, aren't you?
Fletch : How did you guess? I'm such a heel. I don't know what came over me.
Gail Stanwyk : If I had a nickel for every one of Alan's flyboy buddies who tried to pick me up, I'd be a rich woman.
Fletch : You are a rich woman.
Gail Stanwyk : See what I mean?
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Fletch : Do you mind if I ask you a question?
Gail Stanwyk : Depends on the question.
Fletch : Want some more champagne?
Gail Stanwyk : Yes.
Fletch : Are you still in love with Alan?
Gail Stanwyk : No! I mean, no, you can't ask me that question. Ask me another one.
Fletch : Why'd you let me in?
Gail Stanwyk : Um, because I'm bored.
Fletch : If you're so bored, why didn't you go to Utah with Alan?
Gail Stanwyk : Well, Utah's not exactly a cure for boredom.
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Gail Stanwyk : Are you always this forward?
Fletch : Only with wet, married women.
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Fletch : I'm John.
Gail Stanwyk : Ohhhh, John.
[they laugh]
Gail Stanwyk : John who?
Fletch : John Cocktoastin.
Gail Stanwyk : That's a beautiful name.
Fletch : Well, it's Scotch/Romanian.
Gail Stanwyk : That's an odd combination.
Fletch : Yeah, well, so were my parents.
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Gail Stanwyck : She looks like a hooker. Look at her. Look at her! Could you love someone who looked like that?
Fletch : What are you talking about? Of course not! Five, ten minutes tops, maybe.
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Fletch : I saw Alan this morning and you know what I can't figure out?
Gail Stanwyk : Alan's in Utah.
Fletch : I... can't figure out what I was doing in Utah this morning.
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Gail Stanwyk : I didn't know you knew the Underhills.
Fletch : Yeah, well, I saved his life during the war.
Gail Stanwyk : You were in the war?
Fletch : No, he was. I got him out.
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Gail Stanwyk : I really should change.
Fletch : No! I think you should stay the same wonderful person you are today.
Gail Stanwyk : I mean, put clothes on.
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Gail Stanwyk : What are you doing here?
Fletch : I ordered some lunch.
Gail Stanwyk : You ordered it here?
Fletch : Well, I knew this is where my mouth would be.
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Gail Stanwyk : I dont like basketball.
Fletch : Maybe that's because you don't understand basketball. You haven't been schooled in the fundamentals: Pick & roll...
Gail Stanwyk : Sounds like a fast food chain.
Fletch : Reverse stuff...
Gail Stanwyk : That I've done.
Fletch : I bet you have, ya little vixen.